Teach me Japanese

[Alice the Sister]

There is this really cute Japanese girl at school who is totally into cool vk bands like Gazette and Dir en grey. I want to woo her with my intense knowledge of Japanese culture. Help me tonberry. What can I say to her that will let me fuck her?

[Username]

watashi no inkei ga ookii desu yo

[MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES]

OHAYOOOOOO~ ^__^ GAZETTOS sugoiii

[signal to noise]

"vk is a fucking dead fad"

or just say "¿bukkake?"

[nekki_chibi]

There is this really cute Japanese girl at school who is totally into cool vk bands like Gazette and Dir en grey. I want to woo her with my intense knowledge of Japanese culture. Help me tonberry. What can I say to her that will let me fuck her?

don't say anything
just pay for all her cdjapan orders and it will happen naturally

[MY BABY DADDAY P-GWIDDLES]

the upside down question mark was a nice touch signal
 

[odoroboujohn]

It's easy just tell her something like..... あなたは醜悪です or それを止めてくださいすでに私たちが去ります.
It'll work

[Mai-NIN]

"vk is a fucking dead fad"

or just say "¿bukkake?"

bukkake kawaiiii desuneëëÈEEÊ *bukkakes her*


It should be like that ~=^___________^=~

[Culo]

anus